the fake blog

i don't exactly love my job, that's no secret. one good thing about it though, are the answering machine messages that i stubble upon. the best ones, according to me, are those made by childen. nobody likes an answering machine, but cute voices make them more bearable.
all i know is that i want one of those. my answering machine message is pre-historic (ie from spring 2001 or so!).
all i have to do now is have a kid...

fake time: 7:01 pm wednesday, march 02, 2005